Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
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