Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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