Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
soo... how was my night?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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