I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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