So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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