If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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