I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
