Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sorry about my life...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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