i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
