It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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