I got chris browned last night
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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