Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I checked into jail on foursquare
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
