I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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