On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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