my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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