Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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