I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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