Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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