Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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