love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Randomize