you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
There r osticjed everywhere
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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