I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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