His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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