I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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