I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You ate ashes out of my bong
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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