Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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