the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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