before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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