Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He told me they were just razor bumps!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
