Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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