Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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