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You're my little dorito
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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