i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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