what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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