You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Shame is for Republicans.
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