the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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