Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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