i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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