Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Everyone says I win the strip club
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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