D3 body, D1 cock
wat bout pragnant strippers??
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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