hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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