i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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