Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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