I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
