Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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