Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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