I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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