He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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