My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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