The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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