we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
You coming home soon, man?
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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