I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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