Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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