fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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